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That’s the joke: the design looks rational, but the behavior absolutely isn’t. It’s minimalist, deadpan humor for people who are self-aware enough to laugh at themselves (and still do it again tomorrow).\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nFor international audiences: “phone” and “mobile” mean the same culprit. “Screen time” is the polite term; doomscrolling is the honest one. If you’ve ever tried a digital detox and immediately failed because “one second” became an hour, this is your uniform.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eQuality \u0026amp; comfort\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nPrinted on the Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. It’s made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a smooth, soft feel and a clean surface that prints sharply. The 3001 is side-seamed for a modern retail fit and everyday comfort you can actually live in. Bella + Canvas notes ethical working conditions and bluesign®-approved dyes as part of their production standards.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMinimalist infographic design: readable, modern, not loud\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSoft, lightweight feel (great for daily wear)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRetail fit with side-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSharp print detail (the design stays crisp)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEasy to style: streetwear, casual, campus, office-layering\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGiftable for scrollers, students, coworkers, and digital detox “attempts”\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eConversation starter without being try-hard\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDesigned for people who like smart humor, not big graphics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eTabs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDescription\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nA clean cycle diagram of your phone spiral: check → scroll → feel drained → sleep less → repeat. The calm layout is the punchline.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nUnisex Bella + Canvas 3001 retail fit. If you prefer a relaxed look, size up.\nTip: compare the measurements to a tee you already own for the best match.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solids). Cold wash inside-out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nShips securely packaged. If there’s a print issue or damage on arrival, contact us with a photo and we’ll make it right. (Return policy depends on product condition and fulfillment constraints.)\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq\"\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about doomscrolling or “screen time” in general?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n  Both. The design is a doomscrolling cycle, but it also speaks to endless scrolling and bedtime phone habits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the shirt fit true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n  The Bella + Canvas 3001 is a modern unisex retail fit. If you like oversized, size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat printing method is used?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n  This is a printed design (not embroidery). 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It’s minimal, deadpan, and relatable—funny without screaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e\n{\n  \"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\n  \"@type\":\"FAQPage\",\n  \"mainEntity\":[\n    {\n      \"@type\":\"Question\",\n      \"name\":\"Is this shirt about doomscrolling or screen time in general?\",\n      \"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"Both. The design is a doomscrolling cycle, but it also speaks to endless scrolling and bedtime phone habits.\"}\n    },\n    {\n      \"@type\":\"Question\",\n      \"name\":\"Does the shirt fit true to size?\",\n      \"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"The Bella + Canvas 3001 is a modern unisex retail fit. If you like oversized, size up.\"}\n    },\n    {\n      \"@type\":\"Question\",\n      \"name\":\"What printing method is used?\",\n      \"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"This is a printed design (not embroidery). 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